A short post today largely on account of I feel like total crap:
Today in marketing class half the class looked like they were ready to fall asleep, to the point where the teacher pointed this fact out and gave us a 15-minute break and told everyone to get some coffee.
Said I, at the end of the break: "Look. I'm sick, I've been on this campus since 8:00 this morning, and I'm alive and alert. You all got NO excuse." I think I got an equal measure of laughs and dirty looks.